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MAY 16, 2012

'Time Bandits' best time-travel movie?!? Stand by for Mind Control!

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Time travel movies are sacred to every '80s fan. Mainly because our decade is full of them. And even the very WORST of them are still pretty watchable (umm, even Peggy Sue Got Married?). But imagine the horror when I read that iO9.com had named Time Bandits the best time travel movie of all time.

The 1981 flick isn't even remotely close to being the best time travel movie of the '80s!

"This is one of the greatest movies of all time, period — let alone the best time-travel movie," the website says. "A young boy escapes from his grindingly awful parents with a group of tiny renegades, who use a map of holes in time to plunder history. But Kevin's loss of innocence isn't just limited to witnessing the consequences of the Bandits' carefree crime spree — he comes face to face with the embodiment of Evil (David Warner again), who shows Kevin a distorted reflection of Kevin's own life. In the end, the light-hearted romp through all of time and space turns out to have a very dark heart, and Kevin's innocence is destroyed in ways you never expect."

Oh, is THAT'S what it was about. Because damned if I can make it through the film in a single seating.

The Stuck in the '80s Facebook page asked our friends today to name the best time travel movies of the '80s, and Back to the Future is the clear frontrunner, with about 70 percent of the vote. Time Bandits does manage to stick around in second place with about 10 percent of the vote. There's still time to vote (because as is the case with a space-time continuum, there is no deadline). Click here to join in. ... Read more

MAY 16, 2012

Laugh it up, fuzzball: 14 cool 'Star Wars' shirts

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I tip my stormtropper helmet to the guys at Walyou.com, who compiled a list of the coolest 14 Star Wars shirts they found on the Internet. (And to Whitney at Popcandy for finding their link.)

 

MAY 15, 2012

3 reasons to follow @alyankovic on Twitter

weirdal.jpgWired.com printed its list of 100 Geeks You Should Be Following On Twitter, and at least one worthy '80s icon made the list: Weird Al Yankovic. (And least one worthy '80s blogger did not make the list.)

I already follow Weird Al on Twitter, but in case you're still wavering...

THREE REASONS TO FOLLOW WEIRD AL ON TWITTER:

3. COOL PHOTOS: As a touring musician, Al has time on his hands. And he spends them posting great pics to Twitter. Like him with a wookiee. Or this gem.

2. HE'S COOLER THAN YOU: A great tweet: "Here's how to distinguish between them: A STALACTITE hangs down from the TOP of a cave. BON IVER is the 2012 Best New Artist GRAMMY winner."

1. YOU CAN CALL HIM: Just today, Weird Al was sitting in a JFK airport lobby and was obviously looking for anyone to chat. His tweet: "Got some time to kill at JFK - if you want to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this pay phone: (718)374-9119" ... Read more

MAY 14, 2012

On this day in the '80s: The Clash releases 'Combat Rock'

clash-combat.jpgWhat were you doing May 14, 1982? Standing in line at a record store to buy Combat Rock by The Clash would be the best possible answer.

"On the surface of things, Combat Rock appears to be a retreat from the sprawling stylistic explorations of London Calling and Sandinista!," writes the reviewer on Allmusic.com. "The pounding arena rock of Should I Stay or Should I Go makes the Clash sound like an arena rock band, and much of the album boasts a muscular, heavy sound courtesy of producer Glyn Johns. But things aren't quite that simple."

No, nothing was ever simple with the Clash. Originally intending to produce a double-album, the Clash initially titled this work-in-progress Rat Patrol from Fort Bragg. Eventually it'd be pared down to 12 tracks within 46 minutes.

The album went Top 10 in the UK and US, eventually achieving double-platinum status.

Rolling Stone gave it four out of five stars, saying in part:

This record is a declaration of real-life emergency, a provocative, demanding document of classic punk anger, reflective questioning and nerve-wracking frustration. It is written in songwriter-guitarists Joe Strummer and Mick Jones' now-familiar rock Esperanto, ranging from the locomotive disco steam of 'Overpowered by Funk' and the frisky Bo Diddley strut of 'Car Jamming' to the mutant-cabaret sway of the LP's chilling coda, 'Death Is the Star.' And like every Clash record from 1977's 'White Riot' on, it carries the magnum force of the group's convictions in the bold rhythmic punch of bassist Paul Simonon and drummer Topper Headon and the guitar-army bash of Strummer and Jones. Yet Combat Rock's overwhelming sense of impending doom suggests the Clash still have no pat answer to the age-old musical question: after sounding the alarm, what more can a rock & roll band do?" ... Read more

MAY 14, 2012

Duran Duran's trailer for 'A Diamond in the Mind' is out

Duran Duran has released more of a tease than a trailer for their new concert DVD/CD, A Diamond in the Mind. Considering I'm buying this sucker the second it becomes available, I don't need the stimulation. But at least it's fun to watch Nick Rhodes put on eyeliner.

The concert film is set for a July release in the UK. Still waiting on a U.S. release date.

MAY 14, 2012

Donald 'Duck' Dunn, a Blues Brother and bass legend, dies at 70

donalddunn.gifDonald "Duck" Dunn, the bassist best know to the '80s generation as a member of the The Blues Brothers, died Sunday at age 70. On tour in Tokyo, the respected musician died in his sleep, according to the Associated Press.

"Today I lost my best friend, the World has lost the best guy and bass player to ever live," friend and fellow Blues Brothers musician Steve Cropper wrote on Twitter. Cropper was on tour with Dunn at the time of his death.

In the 1980 movie The Blues Brothers, Dunn gave us one of the more memorable lines: "We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

Even '80s fans should know that Dunn's reputation soared far past his work on film and stage with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Dunn is credited with helping to create the Memphis soul sound at Stax Records in the 1960s and contributed to classics such as In the Midnight Hour, Hold On I'm Coming and Sitting on the Dock of the Bay.

Dunn received a lifetime achievement Grammy in 2007.

"Duck Dunn was the backbone of the Stax/Volt era," Aykroyd said in a statement. "He was and will remain universally loved by all that knew him. His talent, knowledge and warmth, and especially his humor will be greatly missed." ... Read more

MAY 13, 2012

Sunday earworm: 'If You Had Wings' at Disney World

Mother's Day at the Lair means a trip to Disney World and the Magic Kingdom, a short 90-minute drive from the friendly confines. And when I think of Disney in the '80s, I think of the legendary ride "If You Had Wings," which was sponsored by Eastern Airlines in the '80s.

This isn't the cleanest video representative of the ride, but it's enough for you to catch the earworm that infects me to this very day.

"You do have wings ... You can go anywhere ... Eastern ... we'll be your wings." ... Read more

MAY 12, 2012

Was 1980 the greatest year for summer movies?

caddyshack2.jpgSummer movies are what make our worlds go 'round. But could you ever narrow the genius down to a single year? SFGate.com has done exactly that and maintains the best summer movie season was in ... 1980.

Really? 1980? Go here to see a gallery of the 14 movies they hold up as evidence. Or just read the list right here:

  • Friday the 13th
  • Fame
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Shining
  • Urban Cowboy
  • The Blue Lagoon
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Airplane!
  • My Bodyguard
  • Used Cars
  • Cheech and Chong's Next Movie
  • Caddyshack
  • Xanadu
  • Smokey and the Bandit II

Okay, let's figure this out. Here's my ruling:

GREAT FLICKS: Empire, Blues Brothers, My Bodygard, Airplane, Caddyshack, The Shining

I'LL WATCH IT IF IT'S ON TV: Used Cars, Fame, Urban Cowboy

ONLY GOOD AS URBAN LEGEND: Cheech and Chong, The Blue Lagoon, Friday the 13th, Xanadu

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?: Smokey and the Bandit II

Let me know if you see it differently. ... Read more

MAY 11, 2012

Freddie Mercury hologram? It's a kind of magic

Freddie Mercury/wire photoTupac Shakur hologram is one thing. But a Freddie Mercury hologram? I'm not sure Queen fans are ready, Freddie.

Brian May has told the BBC that the late Queen singer will "appear" on stage during the 10th anniversary show of the West End musical We Will Rock You. May did however say the "effect" isn't really a hologram, but more of "an optical illusion of sorts."

Why not the full hologram treatment? Blame Tupac and the wizards at Coachella. "It's a little unfortunate they did that thing with Tupac as we've been trying to make Freddie appear on the stage for quite a while," May said.

The performance is Monday, May 14, at London's Dominion Theatre so we won't have to wait too much longer to find out the specifics.

We Will Rock You, which hasn't yet been produced in the U.S., has been described as a jukebox musical and was written by British comedian and author Ben Elton (working with May and Roger Taylor). The story reportedly takes place in a dystopian future where individualism is shunned until a lone "Dreamer" shows everyone the power of rock 'n roll. (Hmmm, domo arigato. Sounds like a mix of 2112 and Mr. Roboto.) ... Read more

MAY 11, 2012

Watch clip of next John Cusack movie - 'The Paperboy'

The Paperboy is the newest John Cusack movie. No, obviously not the "I want my two dollars" paperboy from Better Off Dead, but thank you for thinking that. I love you all.

This Paperboy is a 2012 indie movie starring Cusack as a Death Row con and Matthew McConaughey as a crusading journalist trying to clear his name. (Wow, I hope the movie is better than that tired plotline.) Zac Efron is in there too. The movie is expected to be part of the Cannes Film Festival lineup, so we'll know a whole lot more about it by the end of May.

Cusack has FOUR more movies in post-production -- Adult World, The Numbers Station, No somos animales, The Frozen Ground -- and two movies in production -- The Butler and Carnaval. So chances of that much-anticipated Better Off Dead Part 2 -- 0.00 percent. ... Read more

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Relive the '80s music, movies and culture with Tampa Bay Times entertainment news editor Steve Spears. A teen during the greatest decade ever, Steve is obsessed with everything from Duran Duran to Journey, John Hughes to John Cusack, and parachute pants to Reaganomics.

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