Gary Coleman has anger issues

MAY 02, 2008

Is anyone else still just plain dumbfounded by the phenomenon that is Gary Coleman? The video above are clips from his recent appearance on TV's "Divorce Court."

Gary, let me ask you a few questions: Are you totally bat-house insane or what? You married a 22-year-old in secret but now are divorcing on her a syndicated national TV show? Why don't you just behave like the other whacked-out '80s and just jump up and down on Oprah's couch? (One more question: Can I get your ex's phone number when the paperwork is complete?)

Gary, you're 40 years old now. Time to act like the rest of us: Sit home alone, watch reality TV and taste-test tiny bottles of vodka you bought on sale at the liquor store last night.

Posted by Steve Spears at 8:20:46 am on May 02, 2008 in

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