Failed 'Risky Business' dance routines: "Time of your life, eh kid?"

NOVEMBER 13, 2009

Most of us learned a long time ago that we can't dance like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. But those who don't learn from history are doomed to ... slam their heads into hardwood floors.

My two favorite parts of the video (aside from the obvious concussion-rendering fall): Laying out the blanket as first aid, and the look on the survivor's face as she turns off the video camera.

Click here to see more failed Risky Business dance routines. [Hat tip to Whitney at Pop Candy.]

Posted by Steve Spears at 9:54:51 am on November 13, 2009 in

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