Thursday, September 20, 2018
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David Bowie’s Labyrinth returning to theaters

If this winter has stunk like the Bog of Eternal Stench, behold some good news: the Jim Henson movie Labyrinth returns to theaters this spring.

All hail the Goblin King!

The 1986 fantasy flick starred David Bowie and then-newcomer Jennifer Connelly as a teenager who is tasked with navigating a labyrinth to save her baby brother from the the goblin king Jareth.

Presented by Fathom Events (the company usually behind these much-welcomed encore performances), Labyrinth will play at select theaters on April 29, May 1 and May 2. Tickets are onsale now. Go to this Fathom site for venue information.

TOP 5 FAVORITE LINES FROM LABYRINTH:

5. "It's so stimulating being your hat."

4. "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

3. "Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one."

2. "It's not fair!"

1. "It's only forever, not long at all."

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