Donald Trump says he's thinking of running for president. Big deal. 2 Live Crew's Luther Campbell says he's serious about running for mayor. Of where? Miami, Florida, of course -- the only town demented and sad enough for this to seem realistic. Me So Horny for votes? I don't think so.

"Most people think it's some kind of a joke," Campbell told NBC, "but I don't take my community as a joke." (Really? Because we all consider your 1989 theme song a bit of a joke.)

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