David Lee Roth -- a mighty gift from the rock gods ... or just a very annoying self-indulgent heavy-metal cliche? Hell, let the blowhard critics decide that.

Here's the good news: There's a website out there that will allow you to channel the high-revving, testosterone-dripping magnetism of Diamond Dave -- and at the same time drive your co-workers through the roof. It's the "Running with the Devil Soundboard."

Now, anytime you feel the urge, just click a button and hear Dave squeal "Oh, God, I'm running! Yeaahhh!" or "Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills!" It's genius enough to make you wanna quit your job, grow your hair back out and feather it with that comb you used to keep in the back pocket of your navy blue corduroys.