I'm not sure which is hotter: The original Bryan Ferry video (above) for "Slave to Love" or this video from "9 1/2 Weeks," which I dare not embed on the blog. ("John ... aren't you gonna ask how I like this?" .... "No.")

Stuck in the 80s is doing a podcast -- just in time for Valentine's Day -- on romance in the 80s. But I'm going to make a ruling that "9 1/2 Weeks" won't make the cut. It's sexy as all get-out. But it's equally creepy at times. And the only time romance and creepiness should mix is when co-host Sean Daly does his patented "hover move." (Not to be confused with the copyrighted "Hoover" move, which he does around Funyuns.)

But don't be surprised if Ferry's epic song makes the show. Because if you had to make the ultimate mix tape of love and/or sex songs from the 80s, that's on the top 5 of my list.