Be the ball, Danny...
Cable superstation TBS is showing Caddyshack in the early morning hours on Sunday, so that gives film fans another opportunity to witness real genius. And by that, I mean the job the censors did in taking out all the offensive lines and nudity from this 1980 flick.
That means cutting all the references to marijuana. No tequila shots with Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) and Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan). In fact, very little of Lacey at all. The entire sex scene between Lacey and Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) is reduced to milliseconds. (Though strangely enough, her naked slide into the pool is left untouched.)
Speaking of Lacey Underall ...
Top 5 lines from minor characters in Caddyshack:
5. "Pick up that blood." (Lou Loomis)
4. "Who's you decorator? Bennihana?" (Lacey Underall)
3. "Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?" (Mrs. Smails)
2. "Ahhhh, rat farts!" (The Bishop)
1. "Doodie!" (Spalding Smails)
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