Big surprise: Whitney Houston wants a divorce
Of all of Whitney Houston's problems, who would have thought being married to a one-hit wonder would be the one she handled first? That's right. Whitney Houston wants to end her 14-year marriage to Bobby Brown. No more his-and-her drug spoons? Who will they get to bail each other out of jail? Or bum rides to get home from rehab stints?
Somewhere deep inside, I'm left with only the feeling that the marriage lasted THIS long because she took the "over" bet (+14 years) at Caesar's. Imagine the payoff.
Still, I don't think this is even the biggest celebrity break-up this year.
Top 5 celebrity breakups in 2006 (so far):
5. Tom Cruise and Reality
4. Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong
3. Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora
2. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
1. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (any second now, trust me)