A C-3PO swimsuit? There'll be no escape for the princess this time
Call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight globs of grease, but when I see this new C-3PO swimsuit, I can only think of one thing: We're doomed.
It wasn't my fault, please don't deactivate me. I just found this link online, though it does make for a fetching match to the R2-D2 bathing suit (which looks a lot more realistic, if that's a quality you look for in a Star Wars bathing suit.)
This suit from BlackMilk sells for $85 and features just a simple pitch: "Because Artoo was lonely."
Well, Artoo says the chances of me buying that suit are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time...