Like a horrific traffic accident, this week's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony was such a fiasco, we just can't turn away.

So here is today's challenge: Write a new caption for this photo of Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony appearing before the press after Van Halen joined the Hall.

Some possibilities:

• "Dude, this outta clinch those endorsement deals for us with Cuervo and Jack Daniels."
• "You think Eddie's watching on TV from his rehab bed? Better yet, do you know Valerie Bertinelli's number?"
• "I hope this photo doesn't get used for a caption contest, 'cuz we look just like Brooks & Dunn!"