The Emperor needs a new job
The cable movie channels have been showing the six Star Wars movies over and over again during the last few weeks. It's great news because it gives me time to bone up on my quoting skills, which I use to torment co-workers: "This is not the stapler you are looking for. I am free to go about my business. Move along." Or the time I announced over the intercom: "Attention! This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has seized control of the cafeteria. I recommend everyone send out for lunch before more Imperial troops arrive."
But when I saw this video on the web this morning, I realized that I am only beginning to understand the power of the Dark Side.