Fake 'staches of the 80s

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January

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Only one of the above mustaches on dudes from the 80s is real. I'll give you a hint: It's the one on the guy who didn't make a fortune in Hollywood.

(And with eyebrows that dark, I look like the younger, less attractive brother of Peter Gallagher. Where are Daryl Hannah and Valérie Quennessen when I really need them?)

Special thanks to uber-fan Marissa for her photo-editing skills. For what it's worth, Robert Downey Jr. looks like a porn star with his fake 'stache. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.

The caterpillar under on Steve Guttenberg's nose is actually the type of facial hair that Stuck in the 80s co-host Sean Daly could grow -- if given three years of no shaving ... or a magic marker.

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:28pm]

    

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