Girls in metallic Star Wars bikinis making out: Why did I skip Comic Con again?
Comic Con has become the dead center of the pop culture universe, and yet again I failed to get my act together in time to attend.
This year, I would have caught a preview for the sequel for my beloved Tron. And I would have seen these lovely ladies dressed as Princess Leia in metallic slave bikinis making out. (Okay, I'm told they're not technically making out, but why are you playing semantics with me? Just enjoy.) It's still not as much fun as my previous "Carrie Fisher and Body Double sunbathing in Slave Bikinis" photo. (But still better than my Jabba the Hutt birthday cake.)
Next year, I swear.