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Paul Poor Paul McCartney. He's on his third-or-so wife and things are going badly again. According to court filings, he beats her (or she beats him), he drinks too much and belittles her. All in all, sounds like a night at the Kid Rock or K-Fed households. But my third-favorite Beatle could rewrite one of his 80s classics to make himself feel a little better:

"I can wait another day, until I sue you
You've only got my wallet on a string, and every quid a flutter
But another sober night
Might take forever
We've only got our lawyers to blame
It's all the same to me, witch
Cause I know what I drink feels so right
No more sober nights
No more sober nights
Divorce is my only light
Day or night it's always there...

(Other possible remakes: Silly Love Songs, My Brave Face, and of course, Live and Let Die)

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:20pm]


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