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SEPTEMBER 05, 2010

Here we go again... Whitesnake Zinfandel

whitesnake_wine.jpgFinally, a zinfandel from the '80s hair metal infidels. Whitesnake is now in the wine business with the introduction of "Whitesnake Zinfandel." Really clever name, guys.

"It's a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness," the band says on their official website. "I recommend it to complement any and all grown-up friskiness and hot tub jollies."

As for the booze, it's about $30 a bottle and comes from De La Montanya Winery, which means nothing to me since unlike these rock stars I only drink hard whiskey.

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