'I think that R2 unit we bought may have been a bra'
It says it belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have old Ben's wife. Because otherwise, that wizard really is a crazy old man.
You can either buy this R2-D2 handpainted bra for $40 on Etsy.com, or go to Anchorhead tomorrow and have your memory erased.