If Tim Burton remade Weekend at Bernie's, it would look like this
Am I the only one there who still laughs at 1989 Weekend at Bernie's? I'm okay with that. It's easily Andrew McCarthy's best flick. Come on, people. It's Friday. Work with me.
TOP 5 LINES FROM WEEKEND AT BERNE'S:
5. "Son of a bitch. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen."
4. "How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive."
3. "Man overboard!"
2. "Why can't you be a lazy sh-- like I am?"
1. "Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!"
[Tip of the mad hat to Landline TV]