"I'm a short, fat slut"

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November

Goldiehawn Seems like I've been seeing a lot of Goldie Hawn lately -- and I'm not just talking about the bathtub scene in "Wildcats."

Say what you want -- old people -- about Goldie's golden age on "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In." The 80s freaks out there want to lay claim on her as one of our decade's icons.

Hawn cranked out seven flicks in the 80s. Some were damn good ("Private Benjamin" and "Seems Like Old Times") while others were just plain fun ("Protocol" and "Overboard"). The others? Well, anytime you appear with Burt Reynolds in the 80s (like she did in "Best Friends"), you're rolling the dice with your career.

Hawn, who turns 62 years old today, hasn't had a film credit since 2002's "The Banger Sisters." (Never saw it, never will). Our birthday wish for Goldie? More great lines like these...

TOP FIVE GOLDIE HAWN LINES FROM THE 80s:

5. "Now I know what I've been faking all these years." (Private Benjamin)

4. "Are you going to bring me my lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?" (Overboard)

3. "Every female character you create has breasts too large." (Best Friends)

2. "Be on the five in field minutes." (Wildcats)

1. "I'm a short, fat slut." (Overboard)

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