Yes, it's de rigueur these days to blast most sequels and remakes of '80s classics. But after reading Harrison Ford's comments about the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel -- the fifth movie in a franchise that had only two good flicks -- I think most fans will agree: We'd rather crawl through a pit of asps than sit through this new movie.

"Ford is promising that the idea [George] Lucas has for the fifth film is outrageous," according to MTV, which recently had a sit-down with the actor. " 'Some of the best ideas are crazy ideas, you know?' " Ford told the network.

Crazy ideas? Like Jar-Jar Binks crazy? Like Han Solo so wisely said: I've got a bad feeling about this.

I'm guessing Hollywood's not listening, but Den of Geek came up with a great list of "5 things we want from the next Indiana Jones movie." (My fave suggestion: Get rid of Shia LaBeouf.)