It's twin girls for the sausage king of Chicago
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick released a photo of their new twin daughters this week: Marion and Tabitha. (That's their son James Wilkie, 6, with them).
If you're feeling in more of a Ferris Bueller mood today, be sure to slip on a Detroit Red Wings jersey (HA-ha, they lost) and say happy birthday to Alan "Cameron Frye" Ruck, who turns 53 today.
Who are we leaving out? Oh, all the female characters from Ferris. Okay, in honor of the new twin babies...
TOP 5 LINES SPOKEN BY FEMALES IN FERRIS BUELLER:
5. "Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft."
4. "Go piss up a flagpole."
3. "He's gonna marry me."
2. "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
1. "Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* case of herpes."