Every year, it's the same drill. Two weeks before Halloween or some '80s party, everyone panics and e-mails me for '80s costume ideas. Really, it's a no-brainer. Just head to sites like 80stees.com or Founditemclothing.com, and all will be revealed.

This week, 80stees.com introduced the Boy George Karma Chameleon hat, which is bound to be a best-seller because "there's a loving in your eyes all the way." Personally, I think it'd work better without the beard. It's $15 and then the rest of the outfit is up to you. Or hell, just wear it with a Captain America shirt like this guy.

80stees.com also has its Charles in Charge t-shirt on sale. $5 for this? Come on, gang. I'm making it easy for you.

If you want 80stees.com to do all the work for you, just click on their Halloween costume page. (I still love the Greatest American Hero outfit the best.)