Klingon bird-of-prey nutcracker sold separately

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Oh, the Star Trek cliches we could unleash at the sight of this: The official Enterprise Pizza Cutter. Instead, I'll leave it to the gang at ThinkGeek.com, which is selling this must-own item:

"Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. "

How much would you pay for this status symbol? It's $24.99. (Why not $17.01?) Bah! In the future, the pursuit of money is second to our pursuit to better ourselves. They should just issue each graduate of Starfleet Academy their own. Just in case the food replicators don't create pizza already pre-sliced.

[Last modified: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 4:42pm]

    

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