Madonna finds Jesus ... and dates him!

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Madonna Completing the ultimate circle of blasphemy, Madonna -- just a few short years after grinding up next to a giant disco crucifix outside the Vatican -- is now sleeping with Jesus. Sounds like the sequel to The Da Vinci Code.

Sadly, it's not that interesting. Our current favorite '80s punching bag -- since neither Boy George nor George Michael has been arrested this week -- is reportedly dating Jesus Luz, a Brazilian citizen who's age is estimated at ... well, let's just assume she has platinum albums older than he is.

Madonna also is cajoling her friends in the fashion biz to employ her boyfriend as a model so he can remain in the United States and at her side.

Want more Madonna news? Neither do I, but it's the last for today, I promise. A new poll has named Madonna the "hardest working mom in Hollywood." Yeah, strange world we live in.

[Photo from Desperately Seeking Susan]

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:45pm]

    

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