Might as well jump, Van Halens decide
So this is love? After seven years of separation, dozens of Jenny Craig commercials and a long vacation in rehab, the marriage of Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli is finally and officially over, according to the Associated Press.
Bertinelli, The former "One Day At A Time" turned Hallmark Special star, played the "irreconcilable differences" card when she filed for divorce in December 2005. The couple had been married in 1981.
One interesting question remains: Who gets custody of their 16-year-old son, Wolfgang, who's currently touring with Dad and friends on the Van Halen reunion tour. That detail wasn't covered in the judgment released Thursday by the Los Angeles Supreme Court.
Click here to see a copy of the marriage dissolution. Or wait 'til February and read Bertinelli's tell-all book "Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time."