The '80s world is starting to consume itself. Next thing you know we'll all be dancing to the Spin Doctors again and watching reruns of Party of Five.

Decide for yourself which of today's story is more pathetic:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Christie's auction house says a 30-year-old nude photo of Madonna, which earned her a $25 modeling fee, is expected to sell for at least $10,000.

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For some reason, I'm leaning toward the Madonna story. I mean, $10,000? To see Madonna naked? That's what Google Images is for!