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'My specialty is crustacean reproduction!'

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TeenwolfIs there any sequel in the '80s more painful to watch than "Teen Wolf Too?"

Poor Jason Bateman. I hope he gets some sort of fat check every time this monstrosity from 1987 plays on cable TV. The original "Teen Wolf," starring Michael J. Fox, was pretty much a stinker itself, so how a second chapter was OK'd is beyond human comprehension.

Still, if you're forced to sit through "Too," you might as well make the best of it. Enjoy the soundtrack for starters, which features a pair of nice Oingo Boingo tunes among other 80s classics. Or do what I do: Focus on the interpersonal relationship tips that can be harvested from the movie.

TOP 5 PICK-UP LINES FROM TEEN WOLF TOO:

5. "You know, I was the science fair champion in the tri-county area."

4. "Biologically speaking, it's fascinating what's happening to you."

3. "Sooo... how's your boyfriend?"

2. "I'm a dog."

1. "My specialty is crustacean reproduction."

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