I always thought there was something going on between R2-D2 and C-3PO during Star Wars. That long trip in the escape pod, and suddenly they're not talking afterward? Now it's all explained in this T-shirt from Teefury.com.

Sadly, the entire concept of Tee Fury is that shirt designs are only sold for a single day. So unless you had the clairvoyance to see this online a couple days ago, you probably can't buy it anymore. Interesting business model, Tee Fury. At least now we know the "fury" comes from would-be customers.

TOP 5 ANGRY LOVER/C-3PO LINES IN STAR WARS:

5. "Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!"

4. "This is all your fault."

3. "I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile."

2. "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."

1. "No, I don't think he likes you at all ... No, I don't like you either."