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Olivia Newton-John vs. Linda Hamilton



Oliviaandlinda Two of the sexiest screen sirens of the 80s share a birthday today: Olivia Newton-John (58) and Linda Hamilton (50). Don't let their ages fool you -- any testosterone-driven 80s fan would gladly crawl through broken glass for either of them. Paris Hilton will look more like her chihuahua than an actual human when she reaches their age.

But what if you had to choose to take just one out for a special birthday dinner?  Let's go to the stats:

Olivia: Grease, Xanadu, Two of a Kind
Linda: The Terminator, Black Moon Rising, Mr. Destiny
Edge: Linda, since the only thing good about ONJ's later films is the music.

Xanadu_1 Secret talents:
Olivia: singing, roller-skating, grilling shrimp on the barbie.
Linda: personal training, advanced weaponry.
Edge: I'm couple-skating with Olivia.

Signature line:
Olivia: "Tell me about it ... Stud."
Linda: "Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future?"
Edge: We're hopelessly devoted to Olivia here.

Terminator_1 Painful blowoff line:
Olivia: "Your a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you. "
Linda: "You're terminated ..."
Edge: Ouch, I've had both those lines delivered to me. No winner here!

In real life:
Olivia: Latest boyfriend missing since fishing trip in 2005.
Linda: Married and divorced Terminator director James Cameron.
Edge: So, they're available, right? Tie again.

Olivia_newton_john_1 Final winner:
Olivia Newton-John in a squeaker. Go queue up Grease and remember, if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:20pm]


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