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One day to buy greatest T-shirt: Weird Science's 'How to make a woman'




Weird Science may not have been the greatest '80s movie -- it surely wasn't even the best work of John Hughes -- but I'm sorry: This Weird Science-inspired T-shirt from just DOES IT for me. With or without a bra on my head.

Like all shirts, it's only available for purchase for a single day -- and that's today. And it's cheap! Ten bucks and you too can wander the aisles of a supermarket and have people give you weird looks. (I stopped wearing my "Wolverines!" shirt to Publix for that very reason.)

Click here to make all your dreams come true. In the meantime.


5. "I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize."

4. "If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?"

3. "Okay. Let's analyze this. In the middle of the night, did I get up and yack in your sink?"

2. "Stop hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!"

1. "Give 'em the knee shooters."

[Last modified: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:59am]


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