Introducing Monology: Star Trek Klingon Collector's Edition, where the only real rule is to help the Klingon Empire live long and prosper (with all due apologies to Vulcans). And yes, it's actually bilingual, with cards and game pieces featuring both English and Klingon. (Don't speak Klingon? Try a few courses at the Klingon Language Institute.)

ThinkGeek.com, of course, is the site offering the game up for sale. Here's their description:

"You have been chosen to preserve the glory of the Empire! Control the galaxy with the might of Kahless and be immortalized in the Hall of Warriors. Victory shall be yours if you conquer all the systems within the galaxy. Qo'noS, Romulus and even the puny Federation's precious Earth, are all up for grabs. Honor will rise in your houses as you bring your enemies to their knees."

Interstellar chaos awaits you for the low low price of $39.99.