'Overboard' remake could star (gulp) Jennifer Lopez
The bad news: Jennifer Lopez is in talks to star in it, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
But when you really think of it, Lopez fits the bill. The original movie is about a stuck-up, spoiled woman (check) who falls off her yacht (we can only hope) and is rescued (nooo!) only to wake up with amnesia (maybe she'll forget she's trying to be a singer.)
No word yet on who'd have to inherit Russell's role as the carpenter who claims her in order to get a free made for his family of mischievous boys. (Anybody but Marc Anthony, please.)
TOP 5 LINES FROM OVERBOARD:
5. "Zippedy Doo-Dah. Zippedy Yay. My, oh my, I got a wonderful slave."
4. "I don't know who I am, but I'm sure I have a lawyer."
3. "What's love got to do with marriage?"
2. "We're at sea, and I'm a GOD at sea!"
1. "I'm a short, fat slut."