The perfect T-shirt for this Saturday's Star Wars marathon on Spike TV
Oh, thank the maker: Spike TV is airing a Star Wars marathon this Saturday (May 22) starting at 1 p.m. Eastern time.
Why a Star Wars marathon? (Why not!?!?) Because The Empire Strikes Back officially turns 30 years on Friday, May 21. You know what that means...
TOP 5 BITS OF GOOD ADVICE FROM EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
5. "Only your hatred can destroy me."
4. "Do... or do not. There is no try."
3. "You must unlearn what you have learned."
2. "Never tell me the odds."
1. "Size matters not. Look at me."