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'Show me how the piggies podcast!'



Randy The Stuck in the 80s tribute to "A Christmas Story" is finally online. But beware, this show is more naughty than nice.

I'd give it a firm PG-13 rating. Even "The Old Man," Mr. Parker, would blush at some of Sean Daly's ruthless trouser-based humor. The problem? No female co-hosts this week to yank our leashes.

Somewhere in the North Pole, Santa is scatching iPods and Blackberries off our lists and replacing them with lime-green patterned socks.

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In the meantime, here's the promised list, based on reader votes.


10. "In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

9. "Randy lay there like a slug.  It was his only defense."

8. "Show me how the piggies eat!!"

7. "Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."

6. "Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man"

5. "Sons of b**ches! Bumpuses!"


3. "He looks like a deranged Easter bunny."

2. "Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian."

1. "Not-a-finga!"

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 2:27pm]


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