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Spoiler alert: Plot and finale of 'Star Trek' movie revealed




According to sources, here's the plot: To save Earth from an alien probe, Admiral James T. Kirk and his graying crew go back in time to 20th century Earth to retrieve the only beings who can communicate with it. Yes, humpback whales. To snag the whales, Kirk must eat pizza and swill Michelob with a perky marina biologist, who then hitchhikes her way onto Kirk's ship for the trip back to the future, which would have made for a better title of this movie, but it was already taken. Anyway, they make it back to Earth just in time to talk to the probe into calling it quits. And then they all throw Spock, who had been pretending to be a LSD overdose victim, into the water of San Francisco Bay. The end.

Oh, you wanted the synopsis of the new Star Trek movie -- Star Trek Into Darkness. Oh, here it is. (Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home still sounds better.)

[Last modified: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:15pm]


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