Star Wars fans: "These are the pancake molds you were looking for"
Ah, the dark side is strong with Williams-Sonoma. Check out these Star Wars pancake molds. Yes, if our pathetic geek lives weren't meaningless enough already, these are also available as cookie molds.
Here's how the retailer describes them (go ahead and engage wincing mechanism): "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Kitchen Master created an epic breakfast to unleash the power of his Jedi Padawan. Using the Force, he created three nonstick steel pancake molds in honor of his favorite galactic heroes and villains: Yoda, Darth Vader and a stormtrooper."
Does your Jedi Kitchen Master weigh about 350 pounds, wear a bathrobe at noon and live in his parents' basement? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Judge these pancakes by their size, do you? Hmm? Hmm? And well you should not. A set of three is just $19.95, because -- come on -- you know you're buying them.
In related news, I found this photo of a Princess Leia wannabee in a nice slave outfit today while doing my twice-hourly Google search for "Single female Star Wars fans seeks Wookiee-like love partner."
To quote the wise sage Eddie Money: "I think I'm in love."
[Tip of the lightsabre to Brad in L.A.]