Sure looks like he needed a restroom
George today issued the usual public apology after his arrest (again) in a public bathroom (again) for possession of drugs (AGAIN).
"I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out," he said in a statement. "And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."
We're not bored, George. But we'll be horrified if you did this latest stunt to drum up publicity for any upcoming appearances on TV's Eli Stone.
In the meantime, please feel free to add your suggested caption to today's George Michael photo.