Never mind the Force. Use the Death Star Planetarium. I got this sucker as a Christmas present from my girlfriend, who felt sorry for me after she caught me drooling all over it one afternoon at Toys R Us.

It actually projects the Star Wars universe on the walls of The Lair. Well, it's supposed to do that. I haven't even tried it yet. But I have that little baby all set up and sitting in a prominent place, as a warning to all those entering that the Lair is indeed a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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