They call him ... Dr. Love Boat: Win a cruise with KISS
KISS is cruising the Bahamas this October and you can win a chance to join them. Because seriously, why wouldn't you? If for other reason than to see if their makeup can stand up to the tropical temperatures.
I've been a KISS fan since I was about 11 years old. I'd tape fake guitar fronts onto tennis rackets and lip synch every song off KISS Alive II. I even got good at stealing makeup to do the Gene Simmons face and mixing red Kool Aid mix with just enough water to create fake blood to spit out. I freely admit to all of this. And I admit I immediately signed up for this Facebook giveaway even though I realize I'll be mocked openly and loudly if I win.
The Kiss Kruise is Oct. 13-17 on the Carnival Destiny, which visits Half Moon Cay and Nassau in the Bahamas. Winners get one cabin (for 2 people) on the cruise, priority seating at one KISS concert, access to an unplugged, outdoor KISS concert, photo with the band, hotel stay at Sheraton Miami Airport, roundtrip flight to Miami and $300 spending cash.