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They call him ... Dr. Love Boat: Win a cruise with KISS



Kiss KruiseKISS is cruising the Bahamas this October and you can win a chance to join them. Because seriously, why wouldn't you? If for other reason than to see if their makeup can stand up to the tropical temperatures.

I've been a KISS fan since I was about 11 years old. I'd tape fake guitar fronts onto tennis rackets and lip synch every song off KISS Alive II. I even got good at stealing makeup to do the Gene Simmons face and mixing red Kool Aid mix with just enough water to create fake blood to spit out. I freely admit to all of this. And I admit I immediately signed up for this Facebook giveaway even though I realize I'll be mocked openly and loudly if I win.

The Kiss Kruise is Oct. 13-17 on the Carnival Destiny, which visits Half Moon Cay and Nassau in the Bahamas. Winners get one cabin (for 2 people) on the cruise, priority seating at one KISS concert, access to an unplugged, outdoor KISS concert, photo with the band, hotel stay at Sheraton Miami Airport, roundtrip flight to Miami and $300 spending cash.

Feel free to enter too, and to read my earlier account of why missing KISS in concert for so many years contributed to the social awkwardness that created Stuck in the '80s. 

[Last modified: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:12am]


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