Maybe you have gotten worn down by Christmas shopping and the materialization of America. If so, unite with '80s lunatic Mojo Nixon and his 1986 video of Burn Down the Malls. By no means do we recommend following that advice, but it's still a fun song.

Nixon (born Neill Kirby McMillan Jr.) "officially" tired from the music biz in 2004, but unretired just five years later when his album Whiskey Rebellion was released. He still has an official website, but it hasn't been updated in a while.

And remember: Whatever store you shop at this Christmas, if your store doesn’t have Mojo Nixon, your store could use some fixin’.

-- Kevin Wuench, guest blogger