Sorry to hear about the divorce, Tom Cruise. You should have just picked one of your movie girlfriends from the '80s instead. Remember them?

Tom Cruise and Shelley Long in Losin' It (1983)

Tom Cruise with Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business (1983)

Tom Cruise with Lea Thompson in All The Right Moves (1983)

Tom Cruise with Mia Sara in Legend (1985)

Tom Cruise with Kelly McGillis in Top Gun (1986)

Tom Cruise with Paul Newman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in The Color of Money (1986)

Tom Cruise with Elisabeth Shue in Cocktail (1988)

Tom Cruise with Dustin Hoffman and Valeria Golino in Rain Man (1988)

Tom Cruise with Kyra Sedgwick in Born on the Fourth of July (1989)