Fans of 1988's Big, which (much as I loved Bachelor Party) easily should be considered Tom Hanks' breakout movie, will be shocked to read the latest article on Cracked.com: "5 Reasons 'Big' Had The Most Depressing Happy Ending Ever."

Seem far-fetched? No more so than the film's plot itself, I suppose. For example: No 5 ... The adult Josh Baskin is now missing. "When Josh went back to being a kid again, an adult named Josh Baskin dropped off the face of the earth. ...  Didn't somebody go looking for him? There must have been a police investigation."

Umm, okay. To be honest, that was most plausible of Cracked's five reasons. So there you go. Click here to read the full list.