What do Joel from 'Risky Business' and Stifler from 'American Pie' have in common?
What's that line from Risky Business from "Guido, the Killer Pimp?" Oh yeah. " In a sluggish economy, never ever mess with another man's girlfriend. I'm paraphrasing, of course.
It seems Tom Cruise is now dating the ex-girlfriend of Seann William Scott, who played "Stifler" in the American Pie movie franchise. (Though I really think we should be honoring him more for his co-starring success in Role Models.)
New York media report that Cynthia Jorge is the new obsession of Cruise, who is single again even after making All the Right Moves. (Sorry, I just like that movie. "In your face, Walnut Heights! In your face!")
What does any of this really have to do with an '80s blog? It's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.