Wish Hoff a happy birthday or he'll kill those puppies
You may not have fond memories of the Hoff. But he's a god on the Internet.
Here are a few of the cooler sites devoted to him:
Hasselhoff.com: His official site even has a gift shop, where you can buy autographed photos, t-shirts and his book, "Don't Hassel the Hoff."
David Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ: That's a bold statement. And this website goes to a lot of effort to prove its theory. Probably more Bible quotes here than most Hasselhoff sites.
David Hasselhoff Club of America: If you thought my obsession with the '80s was unhealthy, try this uber-site on for size.
Wax On, Wax Hoff: Indulge your urge to give Hoff a body waxing in this interactive game.
The Knight Foundation: The highlight here -- "Ode to David Hasselhoff" ... "Most of all we adore your heavy brown hair, your muscular body and jaw firm and square."