The world wide web of Madonna
-- Her husband, Guy Ritchie, is going to be the best man for Brad Pitt at his imminent wedding to Angelina Jolie, according to the Monsters and Critics website. They've been pals since working together on the film "Snatch."
-- Speaking of Mr. Madonna, the New York Daily News reported last week that the couple is ready to call it quits -- something the Madonna media machine immediately denied. "My sense is that they're quite a happy, content couple," a statement read. The same newspaper also reports that she's working herself silly to keep in shape at age 47. Madonna out of shape? Not likely. "She looks pretty hot to me," publicist Liz Rosenberg told the NYDN."
-- Liz isn't the only fan. "Madonna is sexy, more so for a woman than a guy, probably," confesses Lisa Snowdon, the ex-love interest of George Clooney, to FHM magazine.
-- Not just sexy but caring too. She recently spent $1.6-million to buy a second home in London ... for her staff. Nice.
-- But beware of that temper. Bon Jovi recently apologized for a zinger against the Material Mom's parenting skills, criticizing her last November for bringing her children to movie premieres.
-- Speaking of premieres. One of her bandanas is on display among other rock souvenirs at the newest Hard Rock Cafe ... in Mumbai, India.
Is that enough Madonna news to toast to? Then hold on and grab a bottle of her brand of wine. Coming soon.