Did your happy hour on Friday go like this video? Mine always does. A bunch of mimes break-dancing, young professionals with cheesy facial hair on roller-skates. Typical end-of-the-workweek for the Stuck in the 80s crowd.

If loving the soundtrack to Xanadu is wrong, I don't wanna be right! In fact, my plan for tonight -- once I escape the mimes on wheels -- is to download the entire soundtrack on iTunes and sit there at my home computer, singing along with Olivia Newton-John. Sorry, we all have our demons.