Pee-Wee Herman's 'Big Adventure' bike for sale on eBay
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything this Pee-Wee Herman bicycle. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
But it's probably important to understand you can now own it! For real! Just grab all your spare cash and head over to eBay, where the famous beach cruiser from 1985's Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is now for sale. Right now, the bid is a cool $8,000.
"It's in pieces now, but everything is there," the current owner says in the listing. "Comes with an autographed photo of Paul Ruebens, a photo of him signing the photo, letter/certificate of authenticity, warner bro plans/spec sheet on the red cargo boxes. I am the third owner. I bought it in 2010 for $10,000. Selling because my family is getting larger."
Go bid away. And be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh.