Star Wars light saber ice pop mold: 'An elegant dessert for a more civilized age'
"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool popsicle crusade like your father did." Yes, I speak of course of the official Star Wars ice pop maker, which creates frozen treats in the shape of a light saber.
I know what you're thinking. "Hokey religions and ancient ice molds are no match for a good Blizzard at your side, kid." But I think you underestimate the power of this frozen force.
This Star Wars ice pop kit includes 4 light saber hilts (2 Luke and 2 Vader) and the mold tray. You'll need 2 AAA batteries for the sabers to light up. (YES!)
Luca Film is selling these on Amazon.com, but here's the bad news: They're $64.99 each. Strong with the Force I am. But not that strong.