'The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a barbecue master yet'
You want more Darth Vader apron Star Wars puns? Oh, I can go on and on.
"He will join our BBQ or die, my master."
"Give yourself to the Dark Side of grilling. It is the only way you can save your meal. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for food are strong. Especially for... brisket."
"I see you have constructed a new meat smoker. Your skills are complete."
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